cruel intentions → sentence meme

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_{❝You amaze me.❞}
_{❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞}
_{❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞}
_{❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞}
_{❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞}
_{❝What shall we toast to?❞}
_{❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞}
_{❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞}
_{❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞}
_{❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞}
_{❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞}
_{❝Tastes good.❞}
_{❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞}
_{❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞}
_{❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞}
_{❝Are you a lesbian?❞}
_{❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞}
_{❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞}
_{❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞}
_{❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞}
_{❝I’m impressed.❞}
_{❝Well, I’m in love.❞}
_{❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞}
_{❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞}
_{❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞}
_{❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞}
_{❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞}
_{❝Fucking idiot…❞}
_{❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞}
_{❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞}
_{❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞}
_{❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞}
_{❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞}
_{❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞}
_{❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞}
_{❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞}
_{❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞}
_{❝And how are things down under?❞}
_{❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞}
_{❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞}
_{❝

What are the terms?❞}
_{❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞}
_{❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞}
_{❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞}
_{❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞}
_{❝Why can’t we be together?❞}
_{❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞}
_{❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞}
_{❝I can be sexy!❞}
_{❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞}
_{❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞}
_{❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞}
_{❝What happened to us?❞}
_{❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞}
❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞
❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞
❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞
❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞
❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞
❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞
❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞
❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞
❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞
❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞
❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞
❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞
❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞
❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞
❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞
❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞
❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞
❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞
❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞
❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞

✦ ✦ ✶ ✧ ✧

• ╳┊┊─ ɪɴʙᴏx.

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a question?

RULES.

i. First and foremost, please do not steal my headcanons, my graphics, or anything of the sort. I put a lot of thought and care into those. Thank you~!

ii. Cao Pi is not always a nice guy. He can be a sadist and has a crude sense of humour. He doesn't put up with stupidity, and has a lack of patience at times. Do take this in mind that he IS a prince/emperor depending on the timeline, and will more than likely take great offense to being treated like a peasant. Especially if it’s intentional.

iii. Goes without saying, but Cao Pi and I are not the same. He can be a real jerk sometimes, but that doesn’t reflect how I feel, ye? I swear I'm a nice person fkdjlgkj--

iv. Please don’t godmod. That also goes without saying!

v.I don’t accept M!A’s unless posted otherwise. I get pretty bored with them.

vi.I’m totally chill with following/rping with other Cao Pi blogs! I love seeing 'em~

vii.This blog is selectively multiship. Cao Pi is attracted to physical appearance before getting to know someone better, but just ‘cause you’re good looking doesn’t mean he wants a relationship.
- Side note: I will likely not want to ship with you if you are a Lu Xun. Pi/Xun is my otp and I’m very picky about who I write that with whooops.
- I exclusively ship Pi/Mitsunari with sxkichi.

viii. I don’t mind pre-established relationships, so long as it’s discussed first!

ix. OC sons, daughters, siblings or whatever are also okay, again as long as it’s discussed so he doesn’t get bombarded all of a sudden (especially children). I absolutely love family relations, but I also like to know it's coming :'D

x. I WILL NOT SMUT WITH MINORS. I have absolutely no exceptions to this.

verses

MAIN.
AU.
GROUP.

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There is freedom waiting for you,
On the breezes of the sky,
And you ask "What if I fall?"
Oh but my darling,
What if you fly?

basic information

Name: Cao Pi.
(Pronounced T'sao Pi).
Style name: Zihuan.
Kingdom: Wei.
Role: Prince/Emperor.
Age: 27
Height: 6'0" (182cm)
DOB: December 23, 187AD.
Death: June 29, 226AD.
Western Zodiac: Capricorn.
Chinese Zodiac: Fire Tiger.
Element: Ice.
Weapon: Dual blade.

history

From a young age, Cao Pi had exceptional talent. He was "the perfect child" as quoted by others, and was also said to have quite the bashful side in his youth. He was the third son of Cao Cao who was known as the King of Wei and Hero of Chaos, and his mother was Lady Bian.

In these early years, he honed his talents in swordsmanship and archery, until he was able to wield almost any weapon ambidextrously, and shoot a bow with great precision from horseback. His skills only improved as his age progressed.

Exceptional as he was, however, he was not initially heir to the throne; his elder half-brother named Cao Ang was. Cao Ang was a man that Cao Pi looked up to greatly, and out of all of his siblings, he felt the strongest bond with him. Often he would follow his brother around, eagerly watching and learning from him. In turn, he was a particular favourite to Cao Ang.

Their time shared was short-lived. When the events of Wancheng occurred, Cao Pi was about ten years old and had almost lost his own life that day. Cao Ang himself had given their father his horse to escape, and he was left behind on the battlefield, never to be seen again.

The loss of his elder brother struck him hard, as it did for many. Coming to terms with never seeing him again, hearing his voice - it was impossible for him. Cao Pi had shut down, wallowing in depression, distancing himself from all those around him. While his connection to his father appeared to improve, he rarely offered a second glance to his brothers and sisters any longer. During his nights of grief, Cao Pi made the decision to do everything he could to succeed his brother. He changed, and was no longer the kind and sweet boy he was before, but rather a hard working and devoted son.

While ambidextrous, he wrote only with his right hand. Cao Pi was an excellent writer; he loved literature and poetry like his father and wrote over a hundred articles on various subjects. He wrote Yàn Gē Xíng, the first Chinese poem in the style of seven syllables per line.

In 200 AD following Yuan Shao's defeat at the hands of Wei, Cao Pi would meet Lady Zhen, who was Yuan Shao's daughter-in-law. He fell in love with her and married her not long after. She bore him two children; his son and heir Cao Rui, and a daughter. However, there were whispers of Cao Rui not truly belonging to Cao Pi, but to Lady Zhen's previous husband due to her pregnancy shortly after their meeting. As such, it was possible that their only child together was really Princess Dongxiang. Even though it was possible, Cao Pi disregarded those rumours and treated Rui as blood.

Wei's victories and morale only continued to grow, until the time came when they faced against the Wu and Shu alliance at Chibi. Cao Pi was left with a physical reminder of Wei’s failure at that time. With their massive fleet, everything was in their favour until the wind changed direction. Through Wu and Shu's schemes, the entirety of Wei's naval fleet was set ablaze, and they were forced to retreat in shame.
As the flames grew higher and he fled from battle, he was struck by falling debris from the ships, which burned through his attire and left a painful wound on his back. By the time he was treated, it was already too severe to heal completely. When he recalls that battle, he notes that he still feels the sensation along the scarred skin. It was this event that increased his fear of failure, and ignited his complete and utter disdain for the other kingdoms.

Indeed, he learned from his father's mistakes through the many years - but at what cost, he continued to wonder.

After his father's death, the kingdom was then ruled by Cao Pi. Cao Pi forced Emperor Xian to abdicate his throne to fully wipe out the Han Dynasty, however it caused a rift between him and his sister, Cao Jie, due to her marriage to the emperor. His reign from then on was relatively peaceful. Although some internal conflicts were present, there were no major revolts. Due to his paranoia, he had many eyes and ears within Wei, especially around his siblings. They were his spies and reported anything of interest to him.

Though his reputation was that of a man whose heart was frozen to the core, those who knew him personally knew otherwise. His softness was restricted for his wife and children, and he was more relaxed around a particular few of his generals.

Come his late thirties, he grew ill. It was very slight at first, and he thought little of it. However, as time progressed, it worsened. It continued into coughing fits and to the paleness of his skin. His once perfected talents were now something he struggled with, and his hand shook with each stroke of his brush. He gradually became bedridden and unable to recover from illness, and he died at the age of 38 in the summer of June 29, 226. He was posthumously known as Emperor Wen.

side notes

It's noted that Cao Pi was interested in the supernatural, and set aside his poetry to write the occasional ghost story.

Cao Pi had a fondness for grape wine, speaking highly of its richness and sweetness. He was very tolerant of alcohol, but drank in moderation as he had a tendency to get 'carried away' when far too intoxicated.

NAVIGATION

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MUSINGS.HEADCANON.
PROMOS.ASK MEMES.
MUSIC.HISTORICAL.
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remade in july 2015

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